First Commandment - Do not trade John Lannan
Second Commandment - If you must trade John Lannan, do not trade him to the Red Sox
(I have a weak understanding of the word "commandment")
I don't want to hate John Lannan and root for his utter and complete failure. Don't make me. Tigers? If you must. I would at least then see how Roar of the Tigers renders his eyebrows in illustration. But to Boston? America's ear infection? No I say, no.